Are these Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profiles?

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Are these Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profiles?

Let’s talk about Pitbull. We have very mixed feelings about Pitbull.

With close to 4 billion combined Youtube views for his music videos, Pitbull is an indisputable hit-maker, and we at Madbuzz would like to acknowledge that music wise, we think Mr. Pitbull really does have a knack for churning out catchy tune after catchy tune.

His lyrics though…

Any person that actually pays attention to the stuff Pitbull raps about will know that he only ever has three things on his mind. Girls. Partying. Alcohol. Throw in a plug for his Vodka brand Voli, a couple mentions of “Mr Worldwide” or “Mr 305”, then a few random city names and bam, Pitbull song done! There is also the minor issue of Pitbull’s trousers being way too tight, but we shall explore that in another post.

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We decided that a tribute post to “S*** Pitbull Says” was therefore necessary, and would like to invite you all to participate in a very important game of “Pitbull Lyrics or Tinder Profile?”, because the difference is really rather subtle sometimes. Rules of the game are self explanatory.

ONE

I saw, I came, I conquered.
Or should I say, I saw, I conquered, I came.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Pitbull lyrics!

TWO

At museums, I am allowed to touch the art.
I once played a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
Mosquitoes refuse to bit me, purely out of respect.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

Ans:

Tinder profile!

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THREE

To be honest, I just wanna f***… to say the least.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

Ans:

Pitbull lyrics!

FOUR

How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, alpha-male, jackhammer… merciless…insatiable

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

Ans:

Tinder profile!

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FIVE

I’ve saved a baby from a burning building.
I’ve skinny dipped in the Mediterranean sea.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

Ans:

Tinder profile!

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SIX

Just cause you ain’t me, don’t hate me.
As a matter fact you should thank me.
Even if you don’t, you’re welcome.
Who got the keys of the world now? Yours truly.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Pitbull lyrics!

SEVEN

I’m half Columbian.
And if you don’t know where that is,
You should go to Argos and buy a globe or some s***.
I produce music as a form of procrastination.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Tinder profile!

(Pitbull was born to Cuban expatriates.)

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EIGHT

I make dollars (I mean billions).
I’m a genius (I mean brilliance).

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Pitbull lyrics!

NINE

Modern day Hugh Hefner.
Playboy to the death.
Is he really worldwide? Uh, yes.
Mami let me open your treasure chest.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Pitbull lyrics!

TEN

Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets,
Unmoderated comments section in the sheets.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Tinder profile!

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ELEVEN

I’m a Dade County self-paid, self-made millionaire.
I used to play around the world.
Now I’m around the world, getting paid.
Girl problems? No problems.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

 

Ans:

Pitbull lyrics!

TWELVE

You take the blue pill, the story ends.
You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland.
And I show you how deep your b***hole goes.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Tinder profile!

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THIRTEEN

No bull*** broads.
I like my women sexy, classy, sassy.
Powerful? Yes.
They love to get a little nasty.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Pitbull lyrics!

FOURTEEN

I can’t f***ing handle this without you here man.
I miss you so f***ing much brother.
Day you went away, I died inside.
Wait for me at the gates man, cause I’ll be coming man

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Tinder profile!

Admittedly not very Pitbull, but he had sort of an Eminem thing going on though.

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FIFTEEN

We saved the best for last.

I don’t play football, but I’ve touched down everywhere.
I don’t play baseball, but I’ve hit a home run everywhere.
I’ve been to countries and cities I can’t pronounce and places on the globe I didn’t know existed.
In Romania, she pulled me to the side and told me “You can have me and my sister 😉 “.

Pitbull lyrics or Tinder profile?

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Pitbull lyrics duh. Classic Pit.

If you ever decide to sign up for Tinder, this is what you need on your profile Pitbull.

So, whats the verdict? Would you swipe right or left for Pitbull?

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