Best True Blood Quotes From the Last 7 Seasons

Reminiscing the best True Blood moments.
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Best True Blood Quotes From the Last 7 Seasons

In less than 24 hours, True Blood’s 7 season run on HBO will be meeting the true death, and we know ya’ll  are not quite ready to let go yet.

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Let us spell it out for ya’ll. That means no more of Eric Northman whisking people away in leather,

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…no more of Bill Compton appearing out of nowhere with his obligatory deep husky “Soookehh”,

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…no more of Pam’s glorious one-liners, no more of Jason’s nakedness and no more of Sookie’s hilarious Southern accent (although that one kind of applies to the entire cast). Heck, we think we might even miss Ginger’s screaming.

Before that moment actually arrives though, here is a compilation of the absolute best True Blood quotes from the last 7 years. We’re sorry (not really) if they’re mostly from Pam, because let’s face it… being Team Bill or Team Eric are mutually exclusive but everyone, is Team Pam.

 

1. “I’m wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya’ll. If that’s not a demonstration of team spirit I don’t know what is.” – Pam

You go girl.

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2. “I’m so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name!!” – Pam

Because at some point throughout True Blood’s run, when Sookie’s been caught between men, we’ve all wanted to say that and tell her to just “MAKE UP YO MIND WOMAN”.

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3. “They’re like humans, but miniature – teacup humans.” – Eric

We have a feeling Eric would make a great dad.

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4. “There’s vampire in your cleavage.” – Pam

Pam: There’s vampire in your cleavage.

Sookie: Oh okay…ew!!!

Pam: Allow me. Here, let me get that for you.

…oh how generous of you Pam.

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5. “Blah blah, vampire emergency, blah” – Pam

Because vampire emergencies are unquestionable.

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6. “I liked you better when you were brain damaged” – Bill

To be honest, so do we. Innocent brain damaged Eric was actually quite loveable, but with an equal amount of swagger as normal Eric.

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6. “Who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?” – Lafayette

Haters gon hate, but the way Lafayette deals with them is so sassy.

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7. “I’ve got gout…of the d***!” – Jason

Jason’s stupidity truly knows no bounds.

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8. “We will eat you, after we eat your children…now time for the weather, Tiffany?” – Roger Edgington

Albeit terribly creepy, what a legend. We daresay even better than Batman’s Joker.

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